Rockford, MI


a bubble of a town in michigan, just north of grand rapids.
the town is overrun by republicans and super-christians, both of which try to mold you to their idea of perfect.
who would want to go to rockford, mi?

dude, i used to live in rockford, mi, but i got the h-ll outta there and i’m not going back.

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