Rocktopus
a mixed drink… usually two parts rockstar energy cola and one part the kraken rum.
similar to a the much more common rum and c-ke, more specifically, the captain and c-ke.
the kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the rockstar energy cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
person a: why’s it called a rocktopus? isn’t a kraken a giant squid?!?
person b: yeah… i heard that… ever had a night full of them, though?
person a: no…
person b: well… try it. you won’t ask such big questions then.
person a: it’d be rocktopi, plural, right?
person b: yeah… sounds like a pokemon…
a indie rock band from portland, me. they are led by spencer albee.
listens to good music 1: “dude, have you bought that new rocktopus alb-m.”
listens to good music 2:”yeah, exceptionaly premium.”
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