Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle
a beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. if bit by a rocky mountain lumberjack beetle your t-st-cl-s will swell to the size of the rocky mountains. if you are a girl that is bit you will grow b-lls the size of the rocky mountains. the bite is extremely painful.
if you see a rocky mountain lumberjack beetle run for your f-cking life!
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