rod is broken
when you can’t get an erect p-n-s
mom said “your rod is broken” and all this time, i thought she was talking about fishing…
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to give up the will to try/the will to fight/or possibly stay silent/take the path of least resistance – but mainly to choose for whatever reason to throw in the towel on a situation where progression seems too difficult/daunting – my take on it anyway initially tony could not face the thought of all the […]
- Russian Piggy Back Ride
russian piggy back ride: the act of you asking someone to put their d-ck in your -ss and jump on your back russian piggy back ride
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when you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can’t even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place. jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. at the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.
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short for saucer p-ss, created by hockey players but it’s now used by people when they want someone to p-ss them something “hey ryan, sauce me a c-ke”
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the oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time. i was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn’t see past the scalp juice.