Rodeo Bob’s
(n.)
a g-d awful hick “club” located in cookeville, tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all hicks in the surrounding area. they make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through sh-tty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. since club jet closed down, this has been the only night life in cookeville (unless you count f-cking your jackson county cousin. then you have two things to do at night.)
hick 1- “hey bobby. now that wednesday night service is over, lets go to that there rodeo bob’s.”
hick 2- “good idea billy. h-ll, and afterwards we’ll sit outside goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter.”
hick 1- “i’ll even invite my cousin bobette. she is one of them there jackson county girls.”
hick 2- “by g-d bobby, you are a genius. i’ll be your wing man to help you get in bobette’s overalls. your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer.”
hick 1-” golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin’!”
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