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the act of doggy style coitus, where, approaching the climax, the male partic-p-nt remarks “your sister likes this way, too”. he then starts the clock to see how long he can stay on.
buck managed 27 seconds of rodeo s-x with annalise. he would, alas, never ride her again.
rodeo s-x is the best s-x game you can play. however, you can only play it once with each partner…

rodeo s-x involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her br–sts. once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear “i love you, nichola”. or any other name that isn’t hers.

the fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.

it’s the most fun s-x in the world!

it’s even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
“i love you, nichola.”

“what the f-ck?! who’s nichola?! you motherf-cker! i’m going to f-cking kill you!”

“wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! i love rodeo s-x!”
when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she’s ready to have an -rg-sm you shout out, “this is how your sister likes it!” while she’s fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for rodeo s-x ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the f-cking eye.
a compet-tion between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. in the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to…. and you job is to try and stay inserted! the winner of the compet-tion is who can hang on to the wife the longest!

(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she’ll buck like a good’un!)
rodeo s-x:
fancy a good sh-gging then wife? i got an itch for it doggy style
go on then

~~s-x~~

oh yeah, oh yeah…. oh sally your -ss is sweet
what the f-ck?!?! who the c-nt is sally? get off me you sh-t.. (struggles to get away)
counts the seconds

~~penetration is lost~~

12 seconds, result!

(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
when a man is penetrating his partner from behind, he wraps one arm around her waist, lays the other across her back and gets a handful of hair, purposely calls out the wrong name, and then tries to hold on for seven seconds (the amount of time a cowboy must stay on a bucking bronco).
“while we were doing it last night, i called katie erin, and then it was time for some serious rodeo s-x.”
8 seconds before you blow your wad, you donkey punch your ho. (must be doggy style)

the trick is to ride until you reach the bell. donkey punched my b-tch then we had rodeo s-x.
f-cking a girl doggy style in her p-ssy with a good hard, fast, doggy style rythmic pounding. halfway through the scr-w-ng (after few minutes of p-ssy), pull out of her p-ssy and send the next stroke all the way up her -ss in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rythm (good lube required on p-n-s before you start). then continue pounding away without missing a stroke, without slowing down, and without losing your rythm. same vigorous pounding action in both p-ssy and -ss.

continue until you come in her -ss.

to be true rodeo s-x you have to keep a steady, fast, hard pounding rythm throught the entire process, including when switching from p-ssy to -ss. also, to be true rodeo s-x she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch holes. must be a surprise.

it’s called rodeo s-x because it’s tight and hurts for the girl and she’ll try to get away by crawling forward and bucking like a rodeo bull. you hold on to her hips and ride her. ride’em cowboy!

i learned about this from my college roommate. he used to rodeo f-ck college girls regularly. he said -n-ly experienced girls hated it at first, but then loved it and -rg-smed. he said it was good for -n-ly experienced girls who hated and loved it at the same time. it was also the best he’d ever had.

do not try this with an -n-l virgin girl or you’ll injure her badly and she’ll end up in hospital an you in jail.

it can be done with an -n-l virgin girl if you go slow, but that wouldn’t be rodeo s-x. there’d have to be a different name for that.

i personally haven’t done rodeo s-x with a girl, but i’d sure love to. however, i would never do this to an -n-l virgin girl or an -n-ly inexperienced girl because i don’t want to injure them. i think this sort of thing should only be done with -n-ly experienced girls. i.e. – not b-tt virgins.

some guys prefer doing this as an -n-l ambush where the girl doesn’t know about it ahead of time. her surprise heightens her reaction. however, i think that is -n-l date rape. so i recommend that.

i’d suggest only doing this with a girl whose had -n-l s-x before and is willing to consent to it ahead of time. i.e. – get permission ahead of time. however, you can still give her a super surprise because she won’t know which stroke is going to come out of her p-ssy and go up her -ss. so although she’ll be a bit less shocked, if she knows it’s coming at some time, she’ll still be plenty shocked enough to make it exciting for both people. also, she’ll be tingling with antic-p-tion during each p-ssy out-stroke wondering where the next in-stroke is going.

warning: this will be painful and exciting s-x for an -n-ly experienced girl and great for the guy. for an -n-l virgin girl it would be unbearable and result in injury. don’t do this with -n-l virgins! for the guy, it’ll be the best s-x he ever had. period. tight, exciting, screaming, crying, wiggling, wrestling, fast ride typically culminating with an -rg-sm for the woman and always for the man.

great for an adverturous man and woman.

to be rodeo s-x, she can’t have already had -n-l s-x that night. ideally it should also be her first p-ssy s-x of the night. i.e. – she’s got to have some tightness. use plenty of lube.
i think rodeo s-x would be awesome. now i need to find a consenting woman. my old girlfriend was up for anything. i miss her.

i’d like to take an -n-l virgin girl and break her in gently enough to not by to traumatic, but forcefully enough to be a bit challenging and get some wimpering. then after a few nights of -n-l s-x when she can take a full on pounding, surprise her with rodeo s-x.

alternatively, i’d like to give rodeo s-x the first night to a girl whose already -n-ly experienced.