ROFDI
random oriental flopsy with daddy issues. female creature typically aged 18-25 who’s rich father forks out huge amounts of cash so that he can expunge the guilt of never actually speaking to her. usually up for it.
so i woke up in a hampstead mansion after servicing some rofdi i met at the club and missed my f-cking nephew’s christening!
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