roffle mayo


originated from roflmao. geek acronym for “rolling on floor laughing my -ss off”.
did you see that guy get his c-ck stuck in the vacuum cleaner? roffle f-cking mayo!
roffle mayo simply means “roflmao” but pr-nounced as roffle mayo. it means rolling on floor laughing my -ss off.
“roffle mayo !! i c-m in her eye !!!”
a special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. you can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more… sinister.
person one: roffle mayo! gimme some of that 😉
means anything you want it to be. so you can say it and no one would know what you really mean.
boy says to girl:shut up you roffle mayo! (in this sentence roffle mayo would have meant b-tch)
rollin on the floor laughin my -rs- off
dude rofflemayo, u got pooned

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