ROFLMAOUIVSM
a composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.
here is a break down:
rofl : roll on floor laughing
mao : my -ss off
uivsm : until i violently soiled myself
used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your -n-l sphincter in an extremely violent way.
first seen on led boards at a blue man group stage performance.
friend: -insert particularly hilarious joke-
you: oh man i just roflmaouivsm!!
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