ROFLSHIPMP
roll on the floor laughing so hard i pee’d my pants
jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend laura
mary a friend of jane and laura tweets: @ jane you need something else in the picture for perspective 🙂 that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie
jane tweets: @ mary it’s a huge cookie on a 6″ plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)
laura finally tweets: @ jane @ laura cookie….nom nom nom!!!
mary tweets back: @ jane @ laura roflshipmp
jane tweets: eww, hope you have a change of clothes!
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freezing ones t-rd and using it as a d-ld- i knew she was kinky but d-mn, she wanted the scandinavian ice pick!
- Sceneitize
to turn someone who isn’t scene into a scene kid by manner of their clothes and hair. emily: kevin, when are we gonna sceneitize you? kevin1: yeah cause you know how handy i am with the needle and thread, i’ll get you tight pants in no time. kevin2: but i like my polo shirts…
- Schedeus
g-d of schedules. “omg. let’s pray to schedeus to have the same cl-sses.”
- Treather
threath·er -noun 1. the correct spelling of the misspelled word “treasure” 2. usually requires you to stop. 3. always located below you. —related forms treath·er·a·ble, adjective treath·ere·less, adjective un·treath·er·a·ble, adjective un·treath·ered, adjective m-ff 1: yo dude! you better stop! there’s treather below! m-ff 2: ya thanks man! i see the treather! ]