Roflshisms
roflshisms- rolling on the floor laughing so hard i sh-t myself
close to rotflshism but “the” is dropped and “myself” is split to add a more fluid sound
person 1: michigan just lost to appalachian st.!
person 2: roflshisms! they suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
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person 1: dude i just totally roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
— since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they sh-t themself except in the past tense–
rolling on floor laughing so hard i sh-t myself
guy 1: why was 6 afraid of 7?
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because 7 8 9
guy 2: roflshisms
rolling on the floor laughing so hard i sh-t myself
john told me a joke and i started to roflshism
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