Rogers Raped
v. to be raped by rogers cellular billing when a canadian is travelling abroad (to the usa for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(auto reply from email account)
thank you for your email. as i am currently out of the country, i will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
i will get rogers raped if i accept or make calls from my mobile phone, i will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
i will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since rogers billing is currently raping me.
i will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my rogers raping that took place while away.
sincerely,
veener goesintighten
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