roid awakening
when your hemrroids become inflamed and irritated after eating spicy foods.
marc put jalapeños on his hamburger and had a roid awakening when he took a cr-p.
Read Also:
- Cubit Missile
only one cubit missile is known to exist. it is the male s-xual (or lack thereof) organ. the cubit missile is a tactical and stealth model. its prime function is to remain undetected by the human eye and thus far has achieved this goal with a 100% success rate. it has been widely reported by […]
- roite
roite or riiight or rite variations of the term right in order to affirm someone’s comment. in it’s varied form roite or rite, it becomes merely a spelling which reflects the way it is said..its inflection. however, ‘riiight’, is a sarcastic affirmation as in: me: i totally hit that -ss last night. you: riiiight, sure […]
- Katrena
code word for a male prostate exam. i went to the doctor for a katrena the other day, and i cried afterwards. the doctor had abnormally large fingers…
- Rollergirl
roller derby girl. a female who skates full-contact roller derby. fan 1: “f-ck b-tch, that rollergirl can really jam!” fan 2: “yeah…she hits pretty hard, too!” fan 3: “did you see how fast she made it thru the pack? i think she even lapped the other jammer!” fan 1: “yeah, she did!” a female who […]
- Rollocopter
the act of a man, during interco-rs-, to literally spin while on top, like a h-llicopter. found usually in j-panese p-rn. the spinning is much like breakdancing, but obviously more s-xual. it will blow your mind, and not in a good way… i hope. “see that girl in that wheelchair? she walked 3 days ago […]