roll of the ship
a naval term used as an excuse by somebody who stumbles into the back of another person, often when the p-n-s of the stumbler is in a somewhat turgid state. the stumbler is blaming the way the ship is rolling about in what is probably a heavy sea.
the usual response to that involves a roll of lino. that is a comparison with a roll of linoleum floor covering, i.e. something hard, thick and long. that may be a warning to not do it again, or a thinly veiled invitation to do it again, only more deliberately. n-body knows which is which until they respond in the wrong way.
jim lad: “what the f-ck was that???”
n-bby: “sorry, roll of the ship”
jim lad: “felt more like a roll of lino”
n-bby: “oh, interested?”
jim lad: “go and f-ck yourself”
when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet h-m-s-xual.
“sorry mate, roll of the ship!” he said
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