rolling crab
a s-xual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his ‘partner’ and proceeds to roll her on her side. a technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the p-n-s gets twisted ever slightly in the process.
many of you have likely used this position and didn’t know that it was a position.
kid #2: “j.r., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko…)”
j.r.: “um… uh, i heard it from a friend. (sh-t, i hope they don’t think i’m some kind of sicko. or s-x fiend.)”
kid #1: “question! can you do this with any pair of peoples?”
j.r.: “no!!! just a man, and a woman!!!
… or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. but that’s it!!!”
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