Rolling the dice


to m-st-rb-t-; the motion of a guy masturbating is similar to that of rolling some dice
“what are you doing she asked?” she asked.
“rolling the dice b-tch!”
rolling the dice, directly refers to pressing the urban dictionary dice b-tton in order to generate random terms hoping to get a term describing a s-xual act in which a couple is to carry out in real life.
stuart: “hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

scott: “not sure man, probably just rolling the dice.”

stuart: “nice courtney and i rolled the dice last night, and we got “b-tt rape”

scott: “i bet she’s sore”

stuart: “yeah she’s struggling to walk, but man my c-ck was covered in sh-t and blood. i still came so it was a good night”

scott: “nice! i can’t wait to play tonight!”
when one feels the urge to fart, but isn’t sure whether or not defecation will occur.
rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you’re okay, sometimes you cr-p out.

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