roman army helmet
when a man puts his b-lls over a woman’s eyes and lays his p-n-s across her nose to resemble a helmet that the roman’s used to wear.
william wickus-onic shimpeno smokes a sh-tload of crack. he lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, i gave him a roman army helmet.
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