roman squat



an event wherein person a sits on the toilet directly followed by person b sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of person a.

this ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where person a spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable person b’s fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of s*xual pleasure between two degenerates.
dan:”hey kevin, what was the last badge you got in the boyscouts?”

kevin: “it was the roman squat badge! my scout master said i was his favorite, so i was the only one he allowed to earn it!”

dan: “kevin, your scout master was a pedophile”

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