an event wherein person a sits on the toilet directly followed by person b sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of person a.
this ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where person a spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable person b’s fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of s*xual pleasure between two degenerates.
dan:”hey kevin, what was the last badge you got in the boyscouts?”
kevin: “it was the roman squat badge! my scout master said i was his favorite, so i was the only one he allowed to earn it!”
dan: “kevin, your scout master was a pedophile”
- alice tranter
a girl who is self obsessed and a m*ssive b*tch. she is a manipulator and a liar and uses people. no one should trust her because she generally chats absolute sh*t. her ugliness compliments her personality. man that girl reminded me of alice tranter, what a b*tch! lol that girl is so ugly, she must […]
- touch m*ffin
when you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, c*m, v*g*n* juices to make a creamy m*ffin. tina: bill gave me a touch m*ffin last night! atira: no way i wish i could get a man like that to give me a touch m*ffin! tina: stfu atira you ugly sl*t.
a term for the time the fine bro’s youtube carreer burned down like the wtc after react world, the internet backlash destroyed their career of greed in a period called fine/11
to say something like a motherf*cker, or to perform an action like a motherf*cker you said that motherf*ckerly!