Romanian Surprise
definition: this s&m technique requires the use of two romanian staples: a potato and vodka. prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily p-ss through. our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. she then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.
my romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks…so i kicked off his stay by giving him the romanian surprise.
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