Romyphones


phenomenon not unlike mesmerization in which one’s attention and focus on the here and now are diminished almost to the point of nonexistence; usually occurring when the affected person gets too close to the host child’s cuteness or goofy antics.

side effects include but are not limited to; uncontrollable laughter, giggling, complete disregard of outside stimuli, other people, or conversations currently ongoing.
did you tell your sister what time to meet us at the park? yeah, but ill have to text her later ’cause she had her romyphones on and i doubt she could her me.

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