ronan the squid falls off trees and dies, he can’t swim he drowns underwater
ronan the squid suicided
- scramming out
the one night stand version or m-ffing out but it’s more hit it and quit it oh mate i’ve just been scramming out that fat bird in corner she had a f-nny that was as wet as an otters pocket
- going fapanese
going fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of -rg-sm. man, you should see her going fapanese when she c-ms.
- sahara rub down
the sahara rub down is a dry hand job. every man can relate a hand job with no lubrication i was hoping for a bl-w j-b but got a sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.
an antique, collectible and vintage item that appeals larger to women, such as vintage lingerie, compacts, vanity chairs, pyrex wear, linens, etc. woman + antique i am looking for some womantique for my wife’s birthday.
a weasel without a spine. italian for spineless weasel. also look up sordid. don’t be such a salvagni, no one likes it.