Ronglish
a dialect of english invented by former football manager and one time pundit ron atkinson to describe onfield action during a game of football. instead of using conventional language or cliché, ronglish employs an array of colourful similes, expressions and verbal non sequiters.
laterly ronglish come to describe any abuse/refinement of the english language by sports pundits or commentators.
“the winger does some trickery, puts a hopefull cross into the far post where the burly striker tries a powerfull shot that just misses.”
this translates into ronglish as:
“tell you what, the the little jinker does a few lollipops, tries a hail mary cross to the back stick, the big fella gets his foot on the end of it and gives it the full gun. oooooh just over.”
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