Ronut


a large pastry like confection with a hole in the middle that originates in belgium. this particular pastry seems to also serve a mult-tude of other uses. ie: hemmoroid cushion, sun hat, frisbee, neck rest, life preserver, etc…
since it is well know that aholeis the best part of a ronut, mr. geurts’ next invention was to be an automatic ronut corer.
when you jiggle another mans nuts in a circular motion kind of like rowing a boat.
my boyfriend gave me an awesome ronuts last night.

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