Roof or Sister Wife
a rating system for stories you are about to tell. you got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.
is this story going to be “roof or sister wife” ’cause i’m really busy
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- roofulz
a combination of the internet abbrivation “rofl” and “lol” or the currency of a soviet nation which no longer exists anymore “that joke gave me the roofulz” or “i’ll give you 40 roofulz for your daughter”
- rorke
to laugh unexpectedly loud, at something that wasn’t meant to be funny, but is. the laugh is sudden, and hard, and quick, and sounds like something between a roar and a squawk, hence rorke. whoa did you see this in the paper? “survivor of siamese twins joins parents” rorke!
- rorwhat
to be raughing out roud but confused. rorwhat, did weidi seriously do that?
- Rusty Smoothie
a s-xual maneuver involving the prior eating of cayenne pepper and laxative laden foods, in order to release the bowels into a suspecting s-xual partner’s face. “boris, will you give me a rusty smoothie later?” “sure dollface, i’ll ‘heat up the blender’.”
- Raspberry Drizzle
when a girl is on her period and she goes to the bathroom to pee and blood comes out in a long zigzag or spiral. carli:aw girl,i had a horrible cramp last night so i went to pee and looked to see if i was done and a raspberry drizzle was coming down. samm:uh ew,girl,t.m.i.