roombattack


when that little round vacuum robot keeps coming back for your feet over and over and over.
heard from inside the bowels of the home office accompanied by squeals, curses and stomping feet.

“help! i’m under roombattack. somebody get this little ninja robot off my toes before he calls down skynet on me!”

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