Rootard
(wroo-tāřd) n. an angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocosp-ce news and politics forum. common topics of interest include china, ameritards, heath ledger, pommy drongos, kim jong il, one child law soup and communism. the rootard’s drug fueled obsession with american foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of communist china. but even when faced with facts of china’s horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of american foreign policies. when posed with the question of why he doesn’t live in china, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage “i wouldn’t live in the united states, even if you paid me a million dollars.”
silly rootard, chopsticks are for ch-nks!
an australian r-t-rd.
quit defining your enemies on urban dictionary, you rootard, don’t you know everybody can see your name on it? you’re going to get excluded from school and sent to f-ck brumbies in the outback.
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