rooting machine


fairly obscure belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at s-x
dude 1: what did you get up to last night big lad

dude 2: i was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like f-ck!

dude 1: sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

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