Rosamond
a city in kern county. it’s not lancaster, and it’s not bakersfield. it’s a dump that has no stores and all of the people are either drug dealers or old people who hate you.
there is a skate park with 2 ramps. this place really does suck. it’s in the middle of nowhere, and if you think about moving here you’re better off in one of the cities beyond it. the nearest walmart is like 50 miles away. walmart.
there is also a race track but that sucks too. there’s a lion compound and all of the lions are depressed so that sucks too.
if you absolutely have to come to rosamond, you’re better off going to the gas station right off the freeway, and getting back on the freeway asap.
seriously this place is a dump.
welcome to rosamond! there is a lot of sand here, now line ’em up!
1. rose on a montain
2.a mountain of roses. the amout of roses you get when dealin with a jordan
3. somebody who burns a lot of rose scented insence
where did you get that rosamond?
from jordan
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