Rosetta Stoned
one who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.
beth got so rosetta stoned last night she could effectively communicate with the cab driver!
an acute condition that occurs while hanging out with native speakers, in which you realize that all of the hours you logged with your rosetta stone software in preparation for your trip to mexico are disappearing from your consciousness as your new amigos keep serving you tequila. the surest sign of this condition is the glazed expression on your face when someone asks, “como se llama?”
last night i met a lot of nice folks at a bar in mexico city who got me so rosetta stoned that i could not remember how to ask, “where’s the bathroom?” in spanish.
when you are so high you think you can understand another language when reading the subt-tles of a foreign film
after an evening of hot boxing the abandoned car the guys gather around to watch paprika.
conor: holy sh-t guys! i can speak j-panese!
aaron:… what?! no, dude your just rosetta stoned!
feeling that you “really know” a language; often caused by excessive, regular use of the rosetta stone software. common side effects include: strong sense of euphoria; spinal problems due to nose constantly in air; severe lingual confusion; and loss/gain of friends (outcome may depend on social cl-ss).
my friends and i like to get rosetta-stoned on the weekends; usually in my parents’ bas-m-nt. they always leave feeling a little hazy– it’s never fun to have to speak your native tongue after that.
side effect of spending too much time using your rosetta stone software.
symptoms are similar to that of smoking a generous amount of high quality marijuana.
after three hours of learning j-panese on my rosetta stone software, i was so rosetta stoned that i ate a whole pizza and p-ssed out for 12 hours.
trying to learn another language after you just smoked copious amounts of marijuana.
man, i was so rosetta stoned last night.
when you get high with a bunch of people who don’t speak your language.
rick: dude, all those guys from china were h-lla chill.
dale: yeah man, you got so rosetta stoned.
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