ROTFM


rolling on the floor masturbating
“mike, did you just spill soda all over my keyboard!?”

“jeez, rotfm”
roll on the floor melting (if your a snowman)
snowmen (or snowmans) cant laugh, so really all they do when they are extremely amused is roll around on the floor, the well known equations of themodynamics explain the melting bit so i will not elaborate further on that.

please spare a thought for this often overlooked and seasonal subculture and use rotfm often during winter.

go frosty!

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