rotfpmlmfaool


1. an acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: rolling on the floor, p-ssing myself, laughing my f-cking -ss off, out loud.

2. also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.
example 1:

person 1: did you know that the “t” in “the” is not silent?

person 2: go f-ck yourself.

person 1: or that “myself” is actually one word?

person 2: stop using air-quotes, you tool.

person 1: i believe that sentence needed “air-quotes around “air-quotes.”

-person 2 kills person 1-

person 3: rotfpmlmf–ol. he dead.

example 2:

the first set of rotfpmlmf–ol in the word “object,” spells something at which your mother is adept.

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