Rothfuss


— n

1. a peddler of viscous liquids; a journeyman in the dissemination of bodily fliuds (s-m-n, v-g-n-l secretions, diarrhea, and especially, shp–p).

2. the raper of stray cats.
my neighborhood rothfuss has let his proclivity towards forced b–st–lity supplant his industrious leanings! i can’t even get a gallon of shp–p these days, and the curb is littered with dead cats!

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