Round Dodger
a person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.
common strategies used by round dodgers are:
going to the toilet
making phone calls
lie that they forgot their wallet
ben: hey, tom, it’s your turn to buy us a round, john bought the last one.
tom: ummm… i need the toilet. gimme a minute.
john: tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next f-cking round of drinks!
2 minutes later
ben: tom, now you’re back, buy a round. do your part.
tom: i need to make an important call. give me a few minutes.
john: buy our f-cking drinks you tight as a duck’s -rs- round dodger!
later, john kills tom. the lesson is, buy a round.
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