Rovobot
rovobot is a chatbot, which is fun and much more fun as smarterchild because it has less programmed responses.
matt: my leg, my leg… call 9-1-1
rovobot: 9 – 1 – 1 = 7
matt: please help, i’ve lost a lot of blood.
rovobot: you think i should do that?
matt: oh g-d, the pain!
rovobot: rain is an element! i’ve been learning about elements like rain.
matt: oh please help.
rovobot: well, what would you like me to do?
matt: call 9-1-1!!!
rovobot: 9 – 1 – 1 = 7
matt: stop scr-w-ng with me!
rovobot: you don’t want me to screw with you?
matt: i think i’m going to p-ss out.
rovobot: very interesting.
matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
rovobot: you were?
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