row 2 table 1
the russian couple of doom sit in this table. steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. and anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn’t fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
steve and jon are war heroes and friends.
anna: “i’ll have two cookies and some peaches and.. steve what do you want for desert?”
steve: “gasbleklrjldkfjdsl” (vomits on self)
anna: “steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers”
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