Roy D. Mercer


a prank phone call character created by two tulsa, oklahoma morning djs. roy’s gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. after tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. they have at least a dozen cds available. then caller id and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.
my name is roy d. mercer. you sold my wife sharon jean a pager that blew up right on her b-tt. i’m coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or i’m whoopin’ your -ss. how big a boy are ya?

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