royal sampler
a hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
carl: no, no no, homer, you have the royal sampler.
when a girl gives you a bl-w j-b and has both v-g-n-l and -n-l intercourse on the first date.
“yo, that dude must be a monarch; he’s had like twenty royal samplers this year!”
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