when you finish inside your partner, then pop your p-n-s out in a way that your s-m-n makes a creamy crown around the head.
boy 1: what did you do last night?
boy 2: i gave her the royal scoop, we had a good laugh over it
when you slowly stop talking cause you realize no one is listening you: so then when i got hom.. you: ( whispering) this is awkard
in steven universe, a ship of pearl and amethyst. “ugh… is pearlmethyst a ship?” – my sister
grustard is a automotive term for when your steering wheel locks up, or is misaligned, resulting in complications in the steering mechanism. it is almost always spontaneous, so saying one had an ‘unexpected grustard’ would be redundant. popularized the late william grustard in 1986, the compet-tive street racer coined the term when his steering wheel […]
the ultimate creator of creator’s he is something called a mindist which is basically a god’s god. he has the ability to rewrite existence itself. even though he has all this power he still enjoys being friends with mortal’s. shadowgodspell is my only god i bow before. and im not even religious
a sweet and -ssuring young man. he’s very strong 🙂 he’s a real crayum