Royal Wedding
a s-xual act; where a white male has -n-l s-x with a black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her -ss then throws a handful of confetti on his load.
yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
thats ok dude! you can have a royal wedding!
describes a scenario in which a woman’s l-b– is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.
“man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!”
“how was it?”
“total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!”
“gross!”
a day off work
will: hey, it’s the royal wedding tomorrow, what’re you going to do for it?
harry: probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.
a rimjob while a woman is crowning.
cory: dude, i heard you gave pam a royal wedding.
ilya: ew, f-ck, no. i’d rather cut a ball off.
the chance for people to get inordinately p-ssed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.
duuuude royal wedding tomorrow
i know! let’s go down the off-licence
simply say these two words to a british person and they will either pee themself or p-ss out from excitement.
“did you hear about prince william marrying kate middleton? it’s gonna be an awesome royal wedding!”
“oh em gee” -faint-
when you c-m on your girlfriend’s head like a hat
i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro
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