Royston Spinner


when one stands proud with a raging b-n-r and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.
barry:
“hey ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a royston spinner to sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited”

ted:
“one too many jaegermeisters?”

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