Rttpj
short for: rub through the pants job. when a girl rubs a mans p-n-s through his pants. can also be performed on a female but more common on males.
me: hey buddy. i heard you had a date last night.
him: yep
me: did she give you a bj?
him: no just a rttpj
me: well thats a good start.
him: h-ll yea
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