rub race
when two or more persons race to see who can m-st-rb-t- quicker.
boy: me and my gf did a rub race just to for something new… she beat me and proceeded to have 5 more -rg-sms after i got one and recharged. it’s not fair cuz during s-x i always blow my load first.
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