Ruben Santana
a puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and swiss cheese, with a dressing. these are grilled between slices of rye bread. the meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either russian or thousand island dressing.
a: “where is he?”
b: “hes behind the ruben santana !!”
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