Ruby Rod


having one’s phallus coated in menstrual blood following a s-xual engagement.
dude 1: yo bro, i totally got ruby rodded last night!
dude 2: brah, that’s like mad gross, yo…
dude 1: doesn’t matter; had s-x.

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