Rudester
1.a person whose personal loud noise disturbs your peace.
2. a person who owns a rooster in a residential area.
1. my sunny cloudless blissful day at the beach was ended abruptly when a rudester with a boom box staked out a place in the sand next to me and started blaring his favorite tunes.
2. my neighbor acquired a pet rooster who screeches hourly, thus ending any hope for a daytime nap in my own home, what a rudester!
an unattractive person one intends to have s-x with.
“i was h-rny, so i picked up some rudester.”
“my doorman saw me come home with another rudester, i wish my building had a rudester entrance.”
“nice plans. lot’s of square footage, but where’s the rudester entrance?”
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