ruditude
ruditude (n.) is a to have a rude, irrational att-tude. a way of thinking or feeling about someone or something, that is reflected in a person’s behavior, in a rude manner.
bf: hey babe, i made you breakfast.
gf: what did you make?
bf: eggs and bacon.
gf: you know i don’t like bacon.
bf: that’s okay, don’t have any bacon then.
gf: i hope you choke on the bacon!
bf: huh? what’s with the ruditude? you on your period or something?
an att-tude problem; the choice to behave in a generally unpleasant and rude way towards people around you for whatever reason, shows you display ruditude.
see also ruditude and sulkpot; two fictional minipins who from time to time crawl into a young child’s brain through the ears, causing him/her to display unpleasant and oppositional behaviour.
as in:
sulking child: ” no! i’m not going, i want an ice-cream”
parent: oh dear, looks like ruditude and sulkpot are back!
particularly useful as a deterrant for oppositional behaviour during later teenage years, as it either makes the accused feel ridiculous or like a silly child…
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