Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat


ron stoppable’s pet naked mole rat on the kim possible tv series. rufus likes eating with ron at buano nacho-they both like nacos and grande sized chamburritos! with rufus around everday is muy buano!
i heard that smarty mart was having a sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
it seemed like this could be the solution
the perfect pet for my dad, sensitive const-tution,
so the manager came to open up the cage he said,
“you know this pets airless?”
i said i couldn’t care less
he handed him to me he said,
“be careful, don’t drop it,
and do you want this cage?”
no i keep him in my pocket

what is that, that freaky thing?
(yes, that’s right
it’s a naked mole rat)
c’mon, y’all let the girlies sing
(listen to the naked mole rap)

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