Rugby For Girls
a different name for american football. helps solve the confusion between “soccer” and “football”.
american: “hey let’s play football!”
englishman/brazilian/frenchman/j-panese or someone else who isn’t american: “no, we’re playing football.”
american: “no that’s soccer!”
englishman/brazilian/frenchman/j-panese or someone else who isn’t american: “no, this is football, you’re playing rugby for girls.”
rugby for girls- a great way for girls to make friends. they are not dyk-s, we are genuine people who like a sport that doesnt include high heels and tons of money…
rich girl- hey my daddy is getting us a limo to london and 2 grand u want to come
rugby girl- na i’m going up the park to play rugby
rich girl- rugby for girls
rugby girl- well ye its gr8
rich girl- whateva
2 days later
rugby lad 1 – u see that blonde girl in the limo?
rugby lad 2- ye she looked plastic but did ya see that girl up the park playing rugby
rugby lad 1- ye she was a rite laf got a good personality i would like to get to know her
rugby lad 2- ye me too she mite be down there later… hopefully
what -rs-holes call american football when most haven’t played it or realised how hard it is to play. in american football the pads are a weapon and your body is a missile unlike in rugby where you tackle the legs to avoid the “scwary guy wunning at me”
rugby dude: american football is rugby for girls
american football dude: both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey i don’t care
rugby dude: i am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as big brother)
american football dude: cool, i am away to watch the superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)
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