the term of the items placed to protect the end of a carpet roll.
no mark, you are an idiot, rugs don’t have hats, they have rugshoes.
- unhealth food
the opposite of health food. you go to a “green” market for health food, and you go to a burger joint for food that is guaranteed to raise your cholesterol level to the top of the empire state building and load you up with a week’s worth of sodium. yesterday i overdosed on unhealth food […]
- nick and ashtyn
the most amazing and perfect couple in all time. nick and ashtyns care for each other and will do anything to keep each other happy. they will refuse to admit that they care as much as they do, but everyone knows they are meant to be.. they are so perfect! they look so good together! […]
to bate or taunt “mrs.ken sniggled a chocolate bar in my face.
- sat math
short for “s-d-sts against teens; more angst to h-ll.” math questions used as a filter to prevent more high school students to get into the college of their choice. every year, tens of thousands of otherwise bright students fail to enter into the university faculty they apply to, because of their poor score in sat […]
- colorado cream pie
the resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being -j-c-l-t-d in. i can’t wait for autumn to get back from her run so i can eat her colorado cream pie!