Rule 911
rule 911 dictates that if you can’t beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.
george: i cut a flower from my next door neighbours’ garden.
obama: so what?
george: he drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
obama: yeah rule 911 buddy.
joe: i asked for a pay rise today.
jack: did you get it?
joe: no but i drove my car through the managers office.
jack: good old rule 911 eh? can’t beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
joe: yeah!
rule 911 revenge payback
theres always a terrorist in any cities.
dude 1: did you heard about 9/11 incident ?
dude 2: rule 911
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